Art Mann Presents...

Episode Number: 413 - TV14

Episode Title: Run, Paddle, and Vomit

Description: An annual competition where athletes must chug a six-pack of beer and then attempt to hold it down after completing rigorous activities.

Transcript:

THIS WEEK IT'S AN EVENT CALLED RUN PADDLE AND VOMIT SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY WOW ARE YOU GUYS GONNA SHOW THE VOMITING PART CAUSE THAT MIGHT BE DISGUSTING TO PEOPLE THAT CLEARLY IS TV GOLD CORRECT. OH YA IT IS IRON MAN GO ART MANN GOOD LUCK THEME SONG WELCOME TO THE SHOW YOU GUYS. HOW YOU DOING? MY NAMES ART I'LL BE YOUR HOST. THIS WEEK WERE FEATURING A LITTLE THING CALLED THE HERMOSA BEACH IRON MAN IT'S IN HERMOSA BEACH, CALIFORNIA TAKE A LOOK RIGHT HERE JASON SHOW THEM ALL THE COMPETITORS TAKE A LOOK RIGHT HERE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WILL BE RUNNING THAN PADDLING THAN RETURNING TO THIS AREA HERE. AND KILLING A SIX PACK OF BEER IF THEY VOMIT THERE OUT AND FROM WHAT WERE TOLD PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE THROWS UP SO UH THINK ABOUT IT YOU HAVE FUN PEOPLE, YOU HAVE BOOZE AND YOU HAVE VOMITING WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED RIGHT WHAT CAN I EXPECT? YOU CAN EXPECT AT THE BEGINNING IT LOOKS LIKE AN ATHLETIC EVENT BUT DON'T BE FOOLED SO UH WE RUN DOWN TO THAT PIER AND BACK, THAN WE COME BACK AND GRAB OUR BOARDS, PADDLE DOWN TO PIER AND BACK THAN YOU NEED TO CHUG SIX BEERS. THE KEY HERE, THE VERY IMPORTANT ELEMENT IS YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO THROW UP HOWEVER EVEN THOUGH THAT'S IN THE RULES YOU'LL FIND THAT MANY PEOPLE DON'T TAKE THIS COMPETITION AS SERIOUSLY AS THEY'D LIKE AND IT TURNS INTO BASICALLY A BARF-O-RAMA SO YOU CAN EXPECT PEOPLE THROWING UP ON EACH OTHER DRINKING MORE BEER RELOADING IF YOU WILL AND THAN THROWING UP ON EACH OTHER AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE WHAT HAPPENS IF WE BOOT. WE GET THE BOOT RIGHT IF YOU BARF? YA YOU DON'T GET THE BOOT YOU GET TO STICK AROUND AND BARF SOME MORE BUT YOU CAN'T WIN THOUGH NO YOU CAN'T WIN YOUR DISQUALIFIED BUT IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE WE DON'T REALLY CARE IF WE WIN LIKE WERE JUST COMPETING THERE'S ALSO AWARDS FOR BEST VOMIT IS THERE REALLY? YA NICE SO HAVE YOU DONE THIS BEFORE? I HAVE NOT THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WELL YOU'VE WITNESSED IT I'VE WITNESSED IT SEVERAL TIMES AND SHE IS VERY EXCITED TO WATCH ME THROW UP THAT'S WHAT I WAS WONDERING WHAT MADE YOU LOOK AT IT. LIKE LET'S SAY LAST YEAR. LOOK AT IT AND SAY I CAN DO THAT WHAT INSPIRED YOU? WELL THE BEER CONSUMPTION WAS SOMETHING I FELT VERY COMFORTABLE WITH AND THE OTHER TWO ASPECTS WERE JUST WORKING ON A WING AND A PRAYER SO I DON'T NECESSARILY KNOW PADDLING TO THAT PIER AND BACK. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER SURFED BUT PADDLING SUCKS. YA SO UHH I'M NOT EXACTLY PSYKED ABOUT THAT SO I'M NOT SURE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION IF I CAN DO IT IS THERE A DESIGNATED AREA. CAUSE WE WANNA CATCH THIS. THIS IS GOLD I'M GUESSING WERE THE CAUTION TAPE IS RIGHT THERE WERE THERE DIGGING A HOLE OH BOY LOOKS LIKE THERE PRETTY SERIOUS WITH IT THIS YEAR YA WHAT'S WITH THE HOLE? I DON'T KNOW IT USED TO BE UP HERE AND THEY'D GET A NICE COAT OF BARF RIGHT HERE AND PEOPLE WOULD RUN AND SLIDE ON THERE CHEST. LIKE A SLIP-N-SLIDE. I SWEAR OH MY GOD YOU SEE THE GIANT HOLE THERE DIGGING? THE BARF PIT IT THAT WHAT THAT'S GONNA BE? NOW THIS IS YOUR MAN RIGHT YES NOW HAVE YOU SEEN HIM VOMIT BEFORE? NO COULD THIS CHANGE THE RELATIONSHIP A LITTLE? WELL IT COULD. WERE GETTING MARRIED IN SEPTEMBER SO RIGHT THAT'S THE PLAN RIGHT NOW RIGHT CHECK BACK WITH US AFTER THE EVENT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I JUST WATCH THE BEER TILL THEY GET BACK OH YOU JUST KEEP AN EYE. OH CAUSE YOU HAVE TO BRING YOUR OWN SIX PACK RIGHT YA HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BEFORE? NO I HAVEN'T COME DOWN FOR THIS BEFORE CAUSE I WAS WONDERING LIKE HOW CAUSE THERE IS NO OFFICIAL WEBSITE. SOME PEOPLE EVEN TELL ME THIS IS ILLEGAL RIGHT SO HOW DO YOU EVEN LEARN ABOUT IT. SO YOU JUST HAVE TO BE FRIENDS YA IT'S JUST TRADITION. HERMOSA YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? AS READY AS MY STOMACH WILL EVER BE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO PREPARE FOR THE EVENT I SPENT LAST NIGHT DRINKING PERFECT YA IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO DO YOU GET SQUEAMISH? I MEAN THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF PUKING OH NO I'M ALL FOR IT. SOME PEOPLE EAT UH THEY TAKE FOOD DYE, SO WHEN IT COMES UP IT'S DIFFERENT COLORS IT'S OVER FOURTH OF JULY. HOW PATRIOTIC WHAT PART ARE YOU MOST NERVOUS ABOUT?

UHH THE RUNNING THAN THE SWIMMING THAN THE DRINKING. I MEAN BASICALLY EVERYTHING IT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN ARE YOU GONNA FINISH? I'M GONNA TRY TO FINISH. I THINK THE DRINKING PART WILL BE THE EASIEST. FOR MOST OF THE GUYS HERE. ARE YOU VISUALIZING WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN HERE? YA I THINK I'LL GET AT LEAST ONE BEER DOWN. BEFORE THE CHUNKS COME ONCE THE VOMS COME YOUR DISQUALIFIED SO DOES ANYONE MAKE IT? ARE THERE PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY DO THAT? UHH I'VE HEARD THERE ARE I DON'T ACTUALLY SEE IT HAPPENING SO I'M NOT GONNA RACE I'M GONNA PACE MYSELF AND HOPEFULLY THE FIFTEEN OR TWENTY PEOPLE THAT FINISH BEFORE ME VOMIT AND THAN I WIN IT'S A GOOD STRATEGY HOW IS YOUR PADDLING? UMM AWESOME AND THE RUNNING? UHH TERRIBLE I'M USUALLY DEAD LAST IN THE WATER AFTER THE RUN. AND FIRST BACK AFTER THE PADDLE WHAT ABOUT YOUR DRINKING THOUGH IT'S BEEN KNOWN TO HAPPEN YOU GUYS ARE DOING AN INTERESTING STRATEGY CAUSE WE WERE TALKING TO SOME PEOPLE ON THE BEACH. THEY ARE NOT DRINKING YET YOU GUYS ARE. WHAT'S THE STRATEGY? THERE NOT TRAINING IS WHAT IT IS NOT MENTALLY FOCUSED MILE RUN MILE PADDLE HOW ARE YOU KEEPING IT IN? I WASN'T EVEN DOING THIS UNTIL TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGO. I GOT TALKED INTO IT SO. YOU WILL VOMIT IT'S DESTINY. IT'S PHYSICS AS AN ATHLETE WHAT'S THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE TO THIS? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WERE NOT ATHLETES THE HARDEST PART WAS WAKING UP THIS MORNING THIS IS THE WEAPON OF CHOICE. IT'S CALLED THE SEWER PICKLE IT'S A TEN FOOT BROWN LOG WITH CORN IN IT WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS EVENT YOU LOOK MOST FORWARD TO? GETTING DOCUMENTARIES AND SHOWING THEM THE NEXT DAY. WE SHOULD PROBABLY GIVE A WARNING TO SOME PEOPLE THEY MIGHT WANNA TUNE AWAY. OH FOR SURE I'D TURN MY BACK BUT IF IT WERE ME WATCHING I WOULD NOT TURN AWAY. WELL WE DRINK MOSTLY LIGHT BEER SO AS IT COMES UP IT'S COLORLESS NOTHING REALLY. WE DON'T REALLY EAT BREAKFAST. SO THIS IS JUST PURE LIQUID NOTHING THAT GROSS IF YOU WATCH JACKASS WERE GOOD IN YOUR TRAINING WHAT HAVE YOU FOCUSED ON? THE DRINKING THE PUKING FOR SURE BEEN WORKING ON MY ABS YOU KNOW SO WHEN I DO THROW UP IT DOESN'T HURT I'VE BEEN PUTTING ALL MY POWER INTO GROWING THIS MUSTACHE RIGHT HERE WHAT IS YOUR SECRET TO THE VOMITING? WELL THE SECRET IS YOU GOTTA PUT IT DOWN QUICK YOU GOTTA REALLY KNOW YOU F&# KIN BODY YOU WANNA GRIP IT HARD AND BLOW IT DEEP

WHAT'S YOUR BEER BACKGROUND WE BOTH RUN TRACK AND I'M JUST KINDA STARTING TO GET INTO PADDLING SO I'M HOPING THAT GOES GOOD HAVE WE DONE THAT BODY FAT TESTING CAUSE I'M GUESSING CAUSE YOU HAVE NONE RIGHT JUST FROM WHAT IS THIS? FROM WHAT I SEE HERE GENTLEMAN IS A GOOD 2008 PIT FOR BARFING IN WHAT'S YOUR NAME? I'M ANNIE SEARIGHT YOU ARE A LEGEND. WE ARE TOLD THIS GIRL CAN HOLD HER BEER DOWN SO YA I'VE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE NINETY THREE. I GREW UP WATCHING THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND ONE YEAR I THOUGHT WHY AM I ALWAYS WATCHING, WHEN I CAN DO THIS. SO SURPRISINGLY I DID SOME YEARS I'VE FAILED BUT I'M HOPING IT'S A GOOD YEAR. THIS IS A NEW THINK SO THERE HAVING SOME PREPARATIONS INDISCERNIBLE YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE IS MAYBE LATER TODAY THE THOUGHT OF MAYBE THREE THIRTY OR FOUR A FAMILY IS PLAYING HERE THE KIDS ARE BUILDING A NICE CASTLE. WELL OF COURSE THEY ARE BUT WHAT I DEFINITELY SEE A FEW YUPPIES THAT DON'T REALLY MAKE IT THROUGH THE CONTEST THEY GET BURIED HERE. CAUSE IT'S AN EASY ACCESS AND IT'S TIME TO GO I COULD DO THE RUN PART. IT WOULDN'T BE VERY FAST. I COULD DO THE PADDLE PART, AND IT WOULD ALSO BE SLOW. BUT THE VOMITING WOULD JUST COME FOR ME. HOW DO YOU HOLD IT IN. WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? YOU GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE AND YOU HAVE TO BURP A LOT YOU CAN'T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND YOU. YOU CAN'T WATCH THE PEOPLE THROWING UP AROUND YOU. THAT'S THE KEY I THINK WE'VE DONE THIS SO MANY TIMES NOW I'M SO USED TO IT. THE FIRST COUPLE YEARS IT WAS SHOCKING. BUT NOW IT'S LIKE OH. FOURTH OF JULY THIS IS WHAT WE DO YOU TALKED HER INTO THIS? HE IS LIKE MR. PEER PRESSURE. HOW DID HE DESCRIBE IT TO YOU THOUGH? WELL HE DIDN'T DESCRIBE IT TO ME UNTIL I GOT DOWN HERE WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY I SHOWED UP. BUT NOW AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'M GONNA LAST. SO I'LL BE HOLDING ONTO HIS BOARD WHILE HE IS PADDLING DID YOU PREPARE? IS THERE A NIGHT A WEEK AGO WHERE YOU DID A SIX PACK TO MAKE SURE YOU COULD DO IT? I DID ON TUESDAY JUST TO GET USED TO IT ARE YOU A STRANGER TO THE THROWING UP? YOU'VE DONE THAT BEFORE? UH NOPE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT WHAT IS THE SECRET STRATEGY WITH THE BEER THAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW. UMM SECRET STRATEGY. HE TOLD ME IT SHOULDN'T BE TO COLD. BUT I GOT IT ICE COLD MINES ICE COLD. YOU GOTTA HAVE SIX OF THEM. AND YOU JUST GOTTA FIND SPACE FOR THEM AT THAT POINT AFTER YOU'VE BEEN PADDLING. I'M NOT FEARING THE BEER IT'S THE PADDLING I'M HAVING AN ISSUE WITH I'M NOT REALLY A BEACH GUY LIKE THESE OTHER FOLKS. NATIONAL ANTHEM

WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS. WE SAW THE START OF THIS THING. YA WE SAW THE THAT'S THE FULL ON THAT'S A MILE. DUDE I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE UHH MILE ENDS. MAYBE THEY GO HALF MILE THERE HALF MILE BACK? MAYBE ALL THE WAY TO MANHATTAN BEACH GRAB A COUPLE BEERS SO THERE GONNA RUN DOWN THERE. THERE GONNA COME SCREAMING BACK TOWARDS US. THAN THERE GONNA PADDLE BACK THAN THERE GONNA POUND A SIX PACK. WHOEVER DOESN'T PUKE IS THE WINNER. SO WE'LL SEE. THEY GET ALL THE FAME, AND THE RIGHTS OF JUST BEING THE ONE WHO IS THE IRON MAN SO IF SOMEONE VOMITS NEXT TO YOU AND A LITTLE GETS ON YOU IS IT LIKE A TRIBUTE? YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S ALL RIGHT CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY TO START THE FOURTH OF JULY GOD BLESS AMERICA SO THEY CAN ALREADY RUN WITH SOME BOOZE IN THEM. NOW IT'S THE PADDLING THAT WOULD KILL ME. OH ABSOLUTELY CAN YOU IMAGINE? SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE IN THE WATER BUT THAN THE SIX PACK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN RIGHT BACK HERE OH YA PUKE FEST IT'S GENIUS. COULD YOU DO THIS. ABSOLUTELY NOT. THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY WHAT PART OF IT WOULD YOU FIND THE MOST DIFFICULT? UHH THE CHUGGING THE BEER. SIX OF THEM ALL IN A ROW SOME OF THE COMPETITORS WHO HAVE DONE IT BEFORE SAY THEY STAY AWAY FROM BREAKFAST. DEFINITELY GOOD CALL. WE CAN COVER THE WHOLES LIKE IN A POLO MATCH. WE'LL COVER THE PUKE THERE'S ACTUALLY A BIG DITCH FOR THAT OVER THERE FOR IT. YA THAT'S WHAT THAT'S FOR NO WAY. IT'S NOT APPARENTLY THE WORST IS WHEN THEY START PUKING ON EACH OTHER. CAUSE THAN IT STARTS OFF A CHAIN REACTIONS. YOU MIGHT SEE A CHAIN REACTION RIGHT HERE. I KNOW. LIKE OK JASON JUST SHOW THEM THE LINE BECAUSE IT'S BEEN GOING ON NOW THERE GETTING BEAT UP TOO THESE WAVES ARE JUST BREAKING REALLY HARD ON SOME OF THESE PEOPLE GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT AS A SPECTATOR. YOU KNOW WHAT THERE GOING THROUGH WHAT'S GOING THROUGH THERE MIND RIGHT NOW? I FEEL LIKE IT WAS ODD IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S LIKE A MILE RUN COMPARED TO LIKE A MILE PADDLE. SEEMS ODD IN THE SENSE THAT THAT'S SUCH A SHORT RUN COMPARATIVE TO WHAT A GNARLY PADDLE THAT WOULD BE. YA I WOULD ACTUALLY THROW UP AFTER THE PADDLE BEFORE THE SIX PACK YA EVERYONE SAYS THOUGH THE KEY IS A BIG BOARD. BECAUSE IF YOUR ON A SHORT BOARD I GUESS THAT'S JUST HELLACIOUS. WHAT HAPPEN? WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE THIS IS JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN TODAY? UMM WHEN I GOT KNOCKED OUT BY A HUGE WAVE, AND MY TIT WAS HANGING OUT COMING BACK ON SHORE. THAT WOULD DO IT FOR ME TOO. PROBABLY THE SAME THING FOR ME TOO. SO THIS IS JUST A LITTLE ROUGH TODAY? IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON? OR ARE YOU JUST TO TIRED TO FIGHT THEM. IT'S A LITTLE ROUGH WHAT YOU'RE HERE TO SAY IS THAT BOOZING AND PADDLING IS KINDA DANGEROUS. DEFINITELY I THINK THAT'S WHY THEY SAVE THE BOOZE FOR THE VERY END. IF YOU RETIRE EARLY YOU'LL STILL DO THE SIX PACK RIGHT? OH WE WILL WERE STILL IN THE RUNNING TO DRINK. YOU'LL SEE US WELL BE POUNDING, POUNDING YOU KNOW I'M TRYING TO FIGURE YOU OUT A LITTLE ABOUT THIS WHOLE SPECTATING THING. CAUSE YOU'RE HERE WITH SIX GIRLS INSTEAD OF PADDLING WITH SIX HUNDRED GUYS. SEE I FEEL LIKE I'M THE SMARTEST GUY HERE. WOULDN'T I BE? LOOK AT THAT'S WHO HE IS HANGING WITH. THAT'S HIS BUDDY THERE ALL MY BUDDIES GIRLFRIENDS THAT'S THE SADDEST THING ABOUT IT. YA THAT SUCKS. YA RIGHT WHATEVER MAYBE YOUR NOT DRUNK ENOUGH. WE SAW SOME GUYS KINDA A LITTLE LOOSENED UP. WELL WE STARTED WITH ABOUT ONE BEER THIS MORNING. THAT WAS ENOUGH AFTER LAST NIGHT. ALRIGHT WE'LL STOP BOTHERING YOU NOW. WERE GONNA GO OVER THERE NOW. YOU KNOW WHY I WANNA GET BACK OVER THERE I SEE SOME PEOPLE MAKING IT TO THE SIX PACK AREA. AND THAT'S TV GOLD REALLY. VOMITING. LOOK AT ART MANN DUDE WE WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME.

ARE YOU ABOUT TO CHUG? I AM ABOUT TO CHUG ART MANN WE'LL FOLLOW YOU IN THERE MAN. LET'S DO IT GOOD LUCK. LOOK AT ART MANN HE JUST GOT IN HERE AND HE IS STARTING TO CHUG. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? I'M LOOKING TO MAKE SURE THERE IS NOT A LOT OF SPILLAGE AND UH MAKE SURE HE DRINKS IT ALL. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING FUNNY FOR YA ART SORRY. NO I'M NOT LOOKING FOR FUNNY, BUT HE'S JUST GOING A LITTLE SLOW IT SEEMS LIKE TO ME. YOUR OUT MAN THE WORST DEFEAT OF MY LIFE. ARE WE DONE? I GOT HALF A BEER LEFT IT'S GOING DOWN. GOING DOWN THE PIPE HAVE YOU SEEN HIM DO THIS BEFORE? OH YA BUT THE THING IS HE PUTS A LITTLE KEY IN THE BOTTOM AND FLIPS IT UPSIDE DOWN. SO HE SHOT GUNS THEM MORE. I THINK HE IS A LITTLE TIRED. YOU THINK WE'LL SEE SOME VOMITING FROM HIM? WE'LL SEE VOMITING FINISH IT SO THIS GUY DID SIX. WE HAVE A TWENTY MINUTE COUNTDOWN NOW.

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. YOUR GETTING CLOSE RIGHT HERE YOUR GONNA GO ARENT YOU?

ART MANN YOUR ALWAYS AT THE BRIGHT PLACES. ALWAYS

YOU MAY HAVE WON OUR FUNNIEST MOMENT WHEN YOU TURNED AND BOOTED ON YOUR FRIENDS SHOULDER.

YOU JUST GOT PUKED ON THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THIS. IT WAS STILL COLD. THAT'S HOW FRESH IT WAS. LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HER FACE. IT'S FOURTH OF JULY YOU EXPECT PUKING WHAT IS THAT LIKE TO JUST GET PUKED ON? IS IT WARM IS IT COLD? I'M GONNA GO JUMP IN THE WATER WHAT'S THAT? I THINK IT CAME FROM MIKEY'S STOMACH I DON'T QUITE KNOW WHAT THAT IS WHAT?

I SAID THIS IS PERHAPS THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER BEEN A PART OF. HAVE YOU SEEN SOME VOMITING? NO I CAN'T WATCH IT OR I'LL THROW UP. KEEP AN EYE ON THE GUY WITH THE TATS HE WAS PROJECTILE VOMITING. ALTHOUGH WE DO A FUNNIEST MOMENT. AND MIKEY RIGHT HERE HAD A WHOLE MOUTH FULL. YOU COULD SEE IT COMING. HE TURNS AND RIGHT ON HIS FRIEND'S SHOULDER. JUST ALL OVER AND JUST UNLOADS. I SAW THAT. I SAW THAT. IT WAS GOOD.

NOW ARE YOU GONNA THROW UP OR DID YOU NOT DO THE BEER? NO I'M STILL DRINKING. HERE'S MY BEER RIGHT HERE. WELL YOUR TAKING IT EASY ON THAT THING. I AM. I'M JUST TAKING IT EASY BECAUSE I ALREADY LOST THE CONTEST. MIGHT AS WELL RIGHT? HE SCARES ME. CAUSE HE JUST THROWS UP NON- STOP.

WHEN HE VOMITS IT'S GOT SOME UHH WELL HE WINS PROJECTILE EVERY YEAR. GIRTH AND PROJECTILE. HE WINS EVERY YEAR. A FEW YEARS AGO HE SLID ON THE STRAND ON HIS BELLY. AFTER YOU COMPLETE THE SIX BEERS HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT DOWN? YOU GOTTA KEEP IT DOWN FOR TWENTY MINUTES. HOW MANY MINUTES ARE YOU ON. HE HAS TWO LEFT SO IF YOU MAKE IT AND YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT THE DISGUSTING VOMIT YOU SAW ALL AROUND YOU IF YOU HAD SOME WHISKEY ON YOU I'D BE DRINKING IT RIGHT NOW.

HAS ANYONE VOMITED YET? UHH OVER THERE NO HAVE YOU GUYS THOUGH? NO WE KEEP IT DOWN. WHAT NUMBER IS THAT? THIS IS SIX I SPOKE TO SOON HE'S GOT LIKE TWO MORE MINUTES. I KNOW HE'S GONNA WIN LOOK AT THIS GUY HE IS AN ULTRA MARATHON RUNNER. IT TOOK HIM FOUR MIN TO DRINK SIX BEERS. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET. I RAN A HUNDRED MILES THREE WEEKS AGO. BUT POUNDING BEERS OUT SIDE ANGELS STADIUM CAUSE I DON'T WANNA PAY THE EIGHT BUCKS OF FOR A BEER. HAS TAUGHT ME WELL. HE'S BEEN DISQUALIFIED NUMBER 115 IS OUT

WERE YOU DISAPPOINTED? I AM I HAD ONE MORE TO GO. YOU FEEL GOOD THOUGH. YOU FEEL CLEANSED?

HOW DID WE DO? I PUKED AT FIVE AND A HALF. OH KNOW I'M SORRY. SHE WON. I WON SERIOUSLY? -YEAH CONGRATULATIONS I'M THE UNDERSTUDY IS THAT NUMBER SEVEN? EIGHT IS IT REALLY WOW THIS GUY RIGHT HERE. I DON'T KNOW HIM I DON'T KNOW HIM. NO I DO WE MET HIM. HE ALWAYS WINS HE DOESN'T JUST THROW UP. IT'S AN ERUPTION WITH HIM.

WHAT WENT WRONG? YOU JUST LOST FOCUS HUH? I STARTED TO LIKE GET TO SCARED I KNEW PEOPLE WERE CATCHING UP SO I STARTED POUNDING WHEN I SHOULD HAVE RELAXED WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALL THIS? UHH IT'S A LITTLE CRAZY. WERE FROM NEW YORK. WERE NOT USED TO THIS S@#T

HOW DOES IT FEEL? FANTASTIC IT'S THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR WE HAVE A UNIQUE WAY OF CELEBRATING DOWN HERE. HERMOSA AND I JUST REALLY WANNA THANK THE CITY OF HERMOSA. NOW YOU DIDN'T COMPETE THOUGH? TELL THEM WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE HERE. IT'S CRAZY SHEAR JUST MADNESS I DIDN'T KNOW THAT VOMIT COULD BE SUCH PURE COMEDY DON'T TELL ME IT WASN'T HILARIOUS IT WAS NASTY DISGUSTING. JUST BLEH AND SPEWING EVERYWHERE. IS THIS YOUR FIRST YEAR ACTUALLY WINNING? NO THIS IS MY THIRD. YOU'VE ONE THREE TIMES? THIS IS MY THIRD YA HOW DO YOU KEEP THE BOOZE DOWN? IT'S TOUGH BUT I THINK ABOUT A BEAUTIFUL TROPIC BEACH MAYBE A PRETTY GIRL DEEP BREATHES ARE YOUR MEN HERE WITH YOU OR ANYTHING? WE HAVE THAT ARE UHH OH NICE I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU LOOKED AT THOSE PEOPLE DIFFERENTLY NOW THAT YOU HAVE SEEN THEM VOMIT. NO WE ALL DO IT. WE ALL DO IT. THERE KINDA HOTTER. WHAT'S GOING ON GUYS? IT'S A FANTASTIC DAY. YOU KNOW WE LOVE THE FOURTH. IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE UH COUNTRIES BIRTHDAY. WE SAW LIKE A CIRCLE VOMIT. WE SAW LIKE A VOMIT ON YOUR FRIEND. THE HUG VOMIT. SEE SOME GOOD VOMITING THOUGH? SOME FANTASTIC VOMITING. THIS GUY OVER HERE. HE FINISHED HIS SIX BEERS IN FOUR MIN. AND TWENTY SEC. NO PROBLEM HE'LL BE BACK STRONG. I WAS LAST YEARS CHAMPION. HEY THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT YA WERE DONE HERE MAN I THINK WE DID IT WE PROVIDED SOME SOLID ENTERTAINMENT. I THINK IT'S JUST GETTING STARTED. I MEAN WHAT TIME IS IT. IT'S LIKE NINE IN THE MORNING. I'M TRASHED HALF THE PEOPLE OUT OF HERE ARE OUT OF THERE MIND. WE GOT A CRAZY ASS MOSH PIT GOING ON NOT THE PLACE TO BUILD A SAND CASTLE HELL NO BUT YET THERE ARE A FEW YOUNGSTERS RUNNING AROUND. I'M JUST SAYING THERE ARE SOME SURPRISES RIGHT BELOW THE SURFACE THERE COULD BE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S BURIED DOWN THERE. OH NO DUDE WE SAW SOME NASTY LIKE ORANGE JUICE AND EGGS. OH GOD. SO GOOD ADVICE FOR YOU IF YOUR GONNA PARTICIPATE IN THIS NO BREAKFAST. I DON'T KNOW I HAD AN EGG MCMUFFIN AND IT DID ME RIGHT. THERE IT IS ONE LAST VIEW OF THE HERMOSA BEACH. COME HERE. I WAS JUST SAYING GOOD BYE TO THEM. I WAS SAYING GOODBYE TO MY TV FRIENDS. BYE TV FRIENDS WE SHOULD TELL THEM THIS SO IF THEY WANNA COME TO THIS. ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE. HERMOSA BEACH EVERY FOURTH OF JULY THEY SAY GET HERE BY EIGHT PEOPLE START LINING UP YES AND UH SHOULD THEY DO ANYTHING TO PREPARE? UH PRACTICE YOUR RUNNING AND YOUR SWIMMING AND YOUR DRINKING MOSTLY IMPORTANT YOUR DRINKING. HOLDING YOUR BOOZE DOWN WOULD BE KINDA SQUARE ONE. ALRIGHT WERE OUT VERY NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. THANKS FOR HAVING US. WERE DONE. I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING. AND PUT THIS ONE ON YOUR CALENDAR. YOU GOT SOMETHING COOL TO DO IN JULY. THE IRON MAN VOMIT FEST

I HAVE NOT THROWN UP YET. YET IS THE KEY WORD RIGHT? SHOULD WE STAY CLOSE? ARE YOU GONNA BOOT. I'M GOOD RIGHT NOW CAUSE WERE OUT OF TIME CREDITS ARE ROLLING. LOOK AT THE CREDITS RIGHT DOWN THERE CREDITS LOOK AT ALL THE THAT PEOPLE THAT WORKED ON THE SHOW UH I SEE YOUR NAME. I SEE YOUR NAME. OH IT'S RIGHT THERE WE SAW THIS GUY THROW UP. HEY HEY LET ME JUST PUT IT LIKE THIS. I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING. I PISS EXCELLENCE. I'M THE BEST THERE IS NO BODY CAN HANG WITH MY STUFF. ALRIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WHAT I DO. ALL THE WAY FROM MICHIGAN BABY. THANKS BROTHER WERE DONE MAN. WERE OUT OF HERE YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS THING OUT